My Dad Wrote A Porno

After a critically acclaimed HBO special, 180+ million downloads, and a sell-out world tour, the award-winning hit podcast, My Dad Wrote A Porno, is coming to the SEC Armadillo on October 16th 2020!

About My Dad Wrote A Porno

After their critically acclaimed HBO comedy special, over 180 million downloads, and a sell-out world tour, the award-winning #1 hit podcast, My Dad Wrote A Porno, is back with a BRAND NEW LIVE SHOW for 2020.

Reading never-before heard material from the mind of the legendary Rocky Flintstone, join Jamie Morton, along with best mates James Cooper and Alice Levine, as he delves deeper into his father’s Belinda Blinked erotic saga. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry but you will not be aroused.

With surprises, interactive elements and a massive party atmosphere, you do not want to miss this hilarious and outrageous comedy event as Team Porno bring more of the best/worst erotica ever written to the world.

Tickets on sale at 10am on Friday 7th June.

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