Alun Cochrane: Brave New Alun

Join Alun Cochrane at the Stand Comedy Club Glasgow as he drops truth-bombs and articulate thought-crimes about vegetables, gender, religion, and washing machines!

Alun Cochrane: Brave New Alun

About Alun Cochrane: Brave New Alun

27th September 2020
5pm
The Stand Comedy Club Glasgow
333 Woodlands Road, Glasgow West End G3 6NG
£15 / £13
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Strap. The heck. In! No more Mr Nice-Person! Alun (*The Cockerel) Cochrane intends to drop truth-bombs and articulate thought-crimes about vegetables, gender, religion, and washing machines.

Alun Cochrane has been doing solo shows at the Edinburgh Fringe since 2004. He's performed droll anecdotal, observational comedy on TV panel games and stand-up shows, and he's part of the award-winning Frank Skinner show on Absolute Radio.

During these offence-taking times he has decided he may as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb. Apols to vegans.

*Frank Skinner’s Absolute radio and various telly, innit.

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