Take Me Somewhere: asses.masses
The unemployed donkeys have one demand: the humans must surrender their machines and give all donkeys their jobs back. But revolution is never easy!
About Take Me Somewhere: asses.masses
asses.masses is a custom-made video game about labour, technophobia and sharing the load of revolution, designed to be played from beginning to end in a live theatre. This is gaming as performance; an immersive, cheeky and highly original work. Brave spectators take turns at the controller to lead the herd through a post-Industrial society, where asses are valued more for their hides than their potential.
Confronting automation driven job loss, nostalgia as a barrier to progress, and the role of technology in adaptation, we are encouraged to find space between the work that defines us and the play that frees us.
asses.masses is Animal Farm meets Pokémon meets Final Fantasy: as exciting in form as it is in content. No previous gaming (or donkey) experience required.
We encourage you to stay for the entire duration, to go on a journey together, from start to finish. The experience is not designed for audiences to come and go anytime, or to arrive late. Intermissions take place every two episodes, approximately every 1.5 hours, with food and drink provided all day.
Recommended for ages 14+
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