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Paul Black - Cash Cow

Coming to Citizens Theatre this summer, Scottish Comedy Agency presents Paul Black – Cash Cow, the show marks Paul's return to stand-up after his sell-out sketch show All Sorts!

Paul Black - Cash Cow

About Paul Black - Cash Cow

29th Jul 2026 to 1st Aug 2026
7.30pm
Citizens Theatre
119 Gorbals Street, Glasgow South Side G5 9DS
£28.50
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Cash Cow marks Paul’s return to stand-up after his sell-out sketch show All Sorts. In this new show Paul delivers his trademark mix of sharp observations, colourful characters, impressions and Glaswegian charm.

Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award Nominee 2023 & 2025. RTS Scotland Comedy Award Nominee 2023.

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