Roses are red
Violets are blue
They'll need dental records to identify you...
It's Valentine's Day 2001 and four lovely ladies are about to receive the most romantic gift of all - a personalised poem and a lovingly crafted death!
Join Trash Cinema this February for an early '00s slasher classic featuring some bloodily brutal deaths, a bangin' nu-metal soundtrack and a murder mystery that you can probably figure out in the first 5 minutes. That's right, it's the creatively named horror hit - Valentine!
Come meet a killer who knows the way to your heart... and all your other grisly bits.
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