Here Comes The Guillotine Live
Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd bring the Here Comes the Guillotine podcast to the SEC Armadillo on 18th March, as part of Glasgow International Comedy Festival 2025!
About Here Comes The Guillotine Live
Whether you are a former Bible John suspect; a connoisseur of the film career of Sammo Hung, or a retired member of the Provisional IRA, this show has something for everyone.
Frankie Boyle is particularly excited about the shows. His morning yoga routine has really made him love and appreciate mornings, now that he’s stopped doing it. He’s looking forward to both seeing the Guillotine fans in the flesh, and to dying and being released from his earthly torment.
Susie McCabe was recently rebuilt by scientists after a car accident, and now has a metal hand that can crush a man’s head like a beercan. This hasn’t stopped her storming shows up and down the country with a booming metallic voice powered by her robot lungs.
Christopher Macarthur-Boyd is the leader of the group, alphabetically, and will be joining in the chats with his trademark exclamations about things that weren’t under discussion, blurting out thoughts that have risen from his subconscious like a malevolent telepathic squid.
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