| 29th Jul 2026 to 1st Aug 2026 | |
| 7.30pm | |
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Citizens Theatre 119 Gorbals Street, Glasgow South Side G5 9DS |
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| £28.50 | |
| Visit the event website here |
Cash Cow marks Paul’s return to stand-up after his sell-out sketch show All Sorts. In this new show Paul delivers his trademark mix of sharp observations, colourful characters, impressions and Glaswegian charm.
Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award Nominee 2023 & 2025. RTS Scotland Comedy Award Nominee 2023.
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