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Here Comes The Guillotine Live

Frankie Boyle, Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur-Boyd bring the Here Comes the Guillotine podcast to the SEC Armadillo on 18th March, as part of Glasgow International Comedy Festival 2025!

Here Comes The Guillotine Live

About Here Comes The Guillotine Live

18th March 2025
Doors 6.30pm
SEC Armadillo
Scottish Event Campus Exhibition Way, Glasgow West End G3 8YW
£41.45
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Whether you are a former Bible John suspect; a connoisseur of the film career of Sammo Hung, or a retired member of the Provisional IRA, this show has something for everyone.

Frankie Boyle is particularly excited about the shows. His morning yoga routine has really made him love and appreciate mornings, now that he’s stopped doing it. He’s looking forward to both seeing the Guillotine fans in the flesh, and to dying and being released from his earthly torment.

Susie McCabe was recently rebuilt by scientists after a car accident, and now has a metal hand that can crush a man’s head like a beercan. This hasn’t stopped her storming shows up and down the country with a booming metallic voice powered by her robot lungs.

Christopher Macarthur-Boyd is the leader of the group, alphabetically, and will be joining in the chats with his trademark exclamations about things that weren’t under discussion, blurting out thoughts that have risen from his subconscious like a malevolent telepathic squid.

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Dean T. Beirne, the Scottish finalist for the BBC New Comedy Awards 2023 and star of Rosie Jones' Comedy Disability Extravaganza, presents his debut show, Fated to Pretend.

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Andy Zaltzman: The Zaltgeist

30th March 2025

In the biggest stand-up tour of his career, Andy Zaltzman will attempt to concoct vaguely plausible answers to perennial questions such as What?, Who?, Where?, and above all Why?

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Russell Kane: HyperActive

30th March 2025

Whirlwind, FitBit-breaking comedian, presenter, actor and author Russell Kane is back on tour, and his brand new show, HyperActive, heads to Glasgow in March 2025!

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Big Zeus Energy Present: Werewolves of London

30th March 2025

From the creators of Big Zeus Energy comes Werewolves of London a new sketch/clown show about werewolves!

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Rory M Spence: Mammal

30th March 2025

In this hour of stand up, Rory M Spence will explore what it means to be part of the animal kingdom while also having a bank account and a social media presence.

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Rosco Mclelland: Sudden Death

30th March 2025

Step into the wild world of Rosco McClelland's Sudden Death, where old friendships collide with the unexpected in a comedic whirlwind set in the heart of Scotland.

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Glasgow International Comedy Festival Gala

30th March 2025

See out the 2025 festival in style with the GICF Comedy Gala at the King's Theatre Glasgow, a special afternoon showcase of the best talent the festival had to offer!

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Gabrielle

2nd April 2025

Gabrielle will bring the A Place In Your Heart Tour - Performing All The Hits Live to the SEC Armadillo on Wednesday 2nd April 2025!

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Nikita Kuzmin: Midnight Dancer

3rd April 2025

International champion and Strictly Come Dancing star Nikita Kuzmin will bring his first ever UK solo tour Midnight Dancer to the SEC Armadillo on Thursday 3rd April!

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Greg Davies: Full Fat Legend

10th April 2025 - 12th April 2025

Greg Davies is heading back out on tour for the first time in 7 years with his brand-new 2025 stand-up show Full Fat Legend, don't miss him live at the SEC Armadillo in April!

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Joe Bonamassa

21st April 2025

Celebrated blues-rock guitarist and singer-songwriter Joe Bonamassa announces a return to Glasgow's SEC Armadillo on Monday 21st April!

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Paddy McGuinness: Nearly There…

25th April 2025

One of the country's best-loved and most popular comedians Paddy McGuinness will bring his brand new tour to the SEC Armadillo on Friday 25th April!

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The Kano Foundation 15th Anniversary

26th April 2025

The Kano Foundation will celebrate their 15th anniversary with a special event at the SEC Armadillo on Saturday 26th April!

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Roger Daltrey

28th April 2025

Legendary rock singer Roger Daltrey will bring his special solo tour packed with classic The Who songs, solo hits and his now-famous Q&A sessions to Glasgow's SEC Armadillo on Monday 28th April!

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ACE-Aware Nation - The Biology of Belonging

7th May 2025 - 8th May 2025

Human beings cannot thrive without a sense of belonging. Why? That is the question the ground-breaking ACE-Aware Scotland conference will explore.

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Katherine Ryan - Battleaxe

9th May 2025

Award-winning comedian, writer, presenter, and actress Katherine Ryan will bring her new show Battleaxe to the SEC Armadillo on Friday 9th May 2025!

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Absolute Elvis

10th May 2025

Scotland's very own multi-award winning Johnny Lee Memphis will be performing in the Absolute Elvis show when it returns to the SEC Glasgow on Saturday 10th May!

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Gregory Porter

11th May 2025

Catch Gregory Porter, the internationally acclaimed jazz and soul singer, at the SEC Glasgow on Sunday 11th May!

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The Australian Bee Gees Show

19th May 2025

Having performed to over 1 million people in sold out theatres and concert halls across the globe, The Australian Bee Gees Show is coming to the SEC Armadillo on Monday 19th May!

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Paul Chowdhry: Englandia

22nd May 2025

Multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, actor and writer Paul Chowdhry is bringing his brand new stand-up tour Englandia to the SEC Armadillo on Thursday 22nd May!

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor

24th May 2025

Sophie Ellis-Bextor has announced her biggest ever UK headline tour which kicks off in Glasgow at the SEC Armadillo on Saturday 24th May!

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Gary Barlow

26th May 2025 - 27th May 2025

Gary Barlow has announce a brand new solo tour for 2025, he'll bring The Songbook Tour, a huge celebration of his illustrious four-decade-spanning career, to the SEC Armadillo for two nights in May!

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Billy Ocean

6th June 2025

Don't miss the legend that is Billy Ocean when he brings a set hand-picked with greatest hits and fan favourites at Glasgow's SEC Armadillo on Friday 6th June!

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Andy Murray - Centre Stage

18th June 2025

Join Andy Murray in conversation with sports broadcaster Andrew Cotter, where they'll recount intimate and untold moments from Andy's career in this unforgettable live experience!

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What’s Love Got To Do with It?

29th June 2025

What's Love Got To Do With It? is the ultimate tribute concert to one of the most iconic and loved musical artists of our generation, catch the tour when it returns to the SEC Armadillo!

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Smokey Robinson

3rd July 2025

The true musical legend that is Smokey Robinson has announced he'll bring his Legacy Tour, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of A Quiet Storm, to the SEC Armadillo on Thursday 3rd July!

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Paw Patrol Live!

1st August 2025 - 3rd August 2025

The most popular rescue dogs on the planet are returning to Glasgow! Catch Paw Patrol Live - The Great Pirate Adventure at the SEC Armadillo in August!

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The House Of Dazza

30th August 2025

Come on in! The House of Dazza lands at the SEC Lomond Auditorium on Saturday 30th August!

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London Symphonic Rock Orchestra

17th October 2025

Expect reimagined classic hits from AC/DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Guns N Roses, Foo Fighters, Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down and more when London Symphonic Rock Orchestra come to Glasgow!

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Björn Again

23rd October 2025

Fans can expect one massive sing-along when the Australian ABBA show, Björn Again, comes to the SEC Glasgow on Thursday 25th October!

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Michael Starring Ben

25th October 2025

Michael Jackson fans prepare to be wowed as the UK's ultimate tribute to the King Of Pop is heading out on tour including a night at the SEC Armadillo on October 25th 2025!

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ABC: The Lexicon of Love

14th November 2025

ABC will perform their classic album, The Lexicon of Love, in its entirety plus their greatest hits with a live orchestra when they bring their tour to the SEC Armadillo on Friday 14th November!

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Queen of the Night - A Tribute to Whitney Houston

29th November 2025

Whitney - Queen of the Night is a stunning celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest singers of our time, don't miss this amazing show when it returns to the SEC Armadillo, Glasgow!

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