Elf Lyons: Horses
The first ever comedy show performed entirely by a horse. Made by award-winning Elf Lyons, performed by Treacle.
About Elf Lyons: Horses
The first ever comedy show performed entirely by a horse. Made by award-winning Elf Lyons, performed by Treacle.
'Beautiful hind legs' (Horse & Hound).
One of the 50 funniest comedians of the 21st century. 'Praise her genius and go' ***** (Telegraph).
'Elf is funny and wise – and a hero of sanity' (Dylan Moran).
WINNER - Comedians’ Choice Award Best Show 2024
WINNER - (ISH) Edinburgh Comedy Award for Best Show, 2024
WINNER - Spirit of the Fringe, 2024
British Comedy Guide Recommended
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